Here, someone FAILED to write a letter. Here it is---

Dear Creator of Epicfailc wiki,

 To whom dat lady should pick dem up in case da homies an da drunks come ta town on dere motorcicles. Bob Saggot shouldve come to da town to do it up dem butts like da homo he is. Today, dat bitch o yers will come to da town to harass me dumb boob dat popped in da mid of aire. Dis pointless! Ount even no dat fadass, but she is da new Beyonce. She black! Dis handwritten sucks, mah know dat!